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A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, “Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I’ll be home in an hour to pick them up.”
He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off.
A week later he returns. His wife asks, “Did you have a good trip?”
“Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.”
“Oh no I didn’t. I put them in your tackle box.”
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Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
“Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?” said the first gal.
“Could you pass me the honey, honey?” said the second.
“Could you pass me the bacon, pig?” said the third.
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Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day’s work to relax. He noticed a man next to him order a shot and a beer.
The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before Joe’s curiosity got the best of him.
He leaned over to the guy and said, “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice your little ritual. Why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?”
The man replied, “There’s a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin’ good, I’m headin’ home!”
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A wife comes in and yells, ”Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!”
Her husband yells back, ”Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?”
The wife replies, ”I don’t care! Just get the hell out!”
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